THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO OUR GOOD FRIEND JAY T. GRUMMN, WHO WAS RECENTLY KILLED IN A BIZARRE GARDENING ACCIDENT. HERE'S TO YOU, JAY GRUMMN. TO EVERYONE ELSE, PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND MOW.
We screen-capped a bunch of pictures of Guinevere dressed in Amazon garb for our upcoming Natalie Portman site, only to find out it wasn't. . . . Hey, we'd been drinking Budweiser since about 6 a.m. Anyway more text later.